Next Time There Won’t Be No Game

If Monopoly was not already the perfect game to make players want to kill each other, the boardgame stalwart has introduced a The Sopranos edition.

The Soprano’s house, The strip bar Bada Bing! and Satriale’s Pork Store are all featured on the new board. Replacing the original game’s top hat and motor car are new tokens including Tony’s boat The Stugots and Bobby Bacala’s toy train engine.

Additional flourishes from the show include the houses being replaced with “stashes”, hotels swapped for contraband, chance cards re-labeled “Ayy!”, and community chest cards “Ohh!”

Let’s hope losers don’t go missing.

That board game is what it is.